It was the week the so-called 'bedroom tax' got political. Which is why I have placed the phrase in inverted comments AND preceded it by 'so-called'. Just to make it clear that I am not someone campaigning against it or who believes that the new social housing size criteria are in fact a tax. Though they are of course to do with bedrooms.
Last week Pensions Minister Steve Webb devised a new way of expressing the, ahem, 'bedroom tax'. He preferred to stand it on its head and told MPs he was happy to "discuss attempts to end the spare room subsidy". The DWP claims Steve Webb invented the phrase and he gave it a first outing in the House of Commons just after 1.30pm on 27 February. It came of age a week later when the Prime Minister took it up with enthusiasm at Wednesday's PM Questions. David Cameron used the phrase seven times during tetchy exchanges with Labour Leader Ed Miliband and others over what they called, if I may, 'the bedroom tax'.
The Government has now taken the line that the use of the phrase, forgive me, 'bedroom tax' marks the speaker out as a person who is against it. And the BBC is coming under pressure to balance the phrase, pardon me, 'bedroom tax' with a reference to the Government's preferred formulation.
It is reminiscent of the debate in the late 1980s and early '90s over whether the replacement for the rates in Britain was called the community charge or the poll tax. It was literally a poll tax - a flat charge paid to the state on the head (or poll) of every adult - but the law called it the community charge. So poll tax opponents and community charge supporters hugged their phrases in opposite corners of the ring and shouted abuse at each other for using the wrong words.
The problem with today's spat is that 'spare room subsidy' is not a synonym for, I abase myself, 'bedroom tax' but in fact its opposite. Which appeared to escape the PM's notice when he told Ed Miliband "anyone with disabled children is exempt from the spare room subsidy". What he meant, of course, was they would continue to get the spare room subsidy. Except they won't. Because the rules make no exemption for severely disabled children from, begging your presence, the 'bedroom tax'. But that is a separate point.( If you are curious about it Google 'Burnip and Gorry' (other search engines etc etc) to find the court case which allows exemption from a different law and which the Government is seeking to overturn.) [NB In order to preserve the PM's dignity the Government announced on 12 March 2013 that it would not appeal Gorry and the ruling of the Court of Appeal became uncontested law].
So to balance, soorrreeee, 'bedroom tax' one needs to refer to 'ending the SRS' (my fingers are tired) in fact I'll use ETSRS as an acceptable alternative for, I am prostrate, the bedroom tax (TBT).
Indeed when I reported on this PMQs row [on Breakfast TV on 7 March 2013] I was upbraided when I came off air by a DWP press officer for, among other things, not including ETSRS as well as TBT in the cue.
The whole thing is descending into acrimonious acronymity which I for one will have NTDW.
Meanwhile the Government says approaching a million social housing bedrooms are spare. And estimates it will save £1 billion over two years by trying to bring them into use by cutting the housing benefit paid to 660,000 people two thirds of whom are disabled. This one will RAR (run and run).
Meanwhile my guide to Housing Benefit: Size Criteria for People Renting in the Social Rented Sector aka TBT/ETSRS is here http://paullewismoney.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/the-bedroom-tax.html
BREAKING NEWS: on 7 March Steve Webb came up with a new phrase, and a genuine synonym, for TBT "the social sector under occupation charge". Perhaps we could abbreviate that accurately to 'spare bedroom charge' without fielding too many complaints. Editors please note.
FOOTNOTE 18 MARCH 2013
Now that the House of Commons has passed 35 pages of law without a vote http://goo.gl/c1jv1 to control the press in England and Wales I must say I am much less inclined to do anything but use the clear, simple, and well understood phrase 'bedroom tax. And just hope someone tries to tell me not to.